|
Post by 5qwerty on Aug 13, 2009 15:59:07 GMT -5
Granted and Congrats, now you are an official Pokemon Poacher, who use spheres and not Pokeballs to catch Pokemon.
I wish this forum was more active.
|
|
|
Post by Westrmistr on Aug 13, 2009 16:01:35 GMT -5
Granted, but almost everyone forgets their password.
I wish that CDs could be used as surfboards.
|
|
|
Post by 5qwerty on Aug 13, 2009 16:07:35 GMT -5
Granted, but everyone's too fat and drowns.
I wish there was a Pokemon called Fatone.
|
|
|
Post by Westrmistr on Aug 13, 2009 16:11:28 GMT -5
Granted, but it's too fat and it drowns.
I wish a sumo could swim.
|
|
|
Post by 5qwerty on Aug 13, 2009 16:14:35 GMT -5
Granted, but it has to swim, and since there's no more water due to global warming, it dies.
I wish people would stop listening to music and stop reading fiction books.
|
|
|
Post by Westrmistr on Aug 13, 2009 16:16:44 GMT -5
Granted, but people scream all day because they don't know Global Warming isn't real.
I wish people would think.
|
|
|
Post by 5qwerty on Aug 13, 2009 16:28:15 GMT -5
Granted, except that we aren't people.
I wish I was good at swimming.
|
|
zhormster
The Torzachian
I like clouds o_o
Posts: 112
|
Post by zhormster on Aug 14, 2009 6:47:27 GMT -5
You are good at swimming, but bad at breathing, and...OMFG, you died! GAME OVER Start again? [ ]Yes [ ]No
I wish life would be a game...
|
|
|
Post by 5qwerty on Aug 14, 2009 8:21:12 GMT -5
Granted, but you got owned by a goomba.
I wish that Wasabi was salty.
|
|
|
Post by Westrmistr on Aug 14, 2009 20:40:20 GMT -5
Granted, but it will give you the most spicy after taste you've ever had.
I wish that there was Ninja Death Toast.
|
|
|
Post by 5qwerty on Aug 15, 2009 12:27:07 GMT -5
Granted, but you got killed by it.
I wish I liked beans.
|
|
|
Post by Westrmistr on Aug 15, 2009 18:11:17 GMT -5
Granted, but now you can't keep the bean song out of your head. "Beans beans, the magical fruit..."
I wish staples were plastic.
|
|
|
Post by 5qwerty on Aug 16, 2009 12:16:29 GMT -5
Granted, but now plastic bags are made of steel/iron/aluminum.
I wish I believed I can fly.
|
|
|
Post by Westrmistr on Aug 16, 2009 19:10:22 GMT -5
Granted, but you run out of pixie dust.
I wish I could wish a wish on a wishing star for a wish.
|
|
|
Post by 5qwerty on Aug 17, 2009 8:22:32 GMT -5
Granted, but they ran out in the 17th century.
I wish that mosquitoes would stop stinging people.
|
|